nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
Well, there’s no reason for it to be in any particular order, but having an order established lets you organize things a lot easier. Which letters go where can be completely arbitrary as long as everyone agrees on it.
My birthday is July 4th
My sister’s is September 11th
No but I remember Mewtwo in this scene was like “At last we meet. Well met cousin, but on this day I cannot hide my grievances against you and so I have decided that the only recourse is violence, what say you in this matter?”
And then Mew was like “HOLY WHAT THE HECK IS THAT oh it’s my tail! TAIL TAIL TAIL!
I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t this